The Ardeche – France 2012 Part 3…………….


We arrived at Vallon-Pont-d’Arc, the entrance to the Ardeche Gorge and the start for many of their journey by canoe through a boat trip and france etc 049picturesque and magnificent landscape.  So to find a campsite, cheap, cheerful, not all singing, all dancing……well that was the plan but like all best laid plans we ended up at a large, relatively expensive (although the prices go down in the last week of August by a few Euros) site on the banks of the Ardeche river just outside the town called Mondial Camping.  I’ve reviewed the campsite here:   Once again we pitched the Outwell on a large, shady pitch just opposite the path to the river and then took a walk down the path for a quick swim; as it was late evening only a few canoes paddled by and, having negotiated the steep path, rocky shores and boulder strewn river bed with limited injury,  we immersed ourselves in the cool, clear water of the Ardeche…….as a true water babe I was in heaven, my life was complete!

The next morning we considered renting a canoe but I decided to do some research before embarking on such an epic adventure.  I placed myself at the top of the steep slope down to the rocky shore and put my boat trip and france etc 054sunglasses on.  From this vantage point I could observe people negotiating the slope and shore with their canoes and assess with reasonable accuracy a) how likely I was to sustain injury b) a level between 1 & 10 of how ridiculous and ungainly I would look c)whether I’d fit in a canoe.  The first family to come down with their canoes were fit, slim and agile and negotiated all the obstacles in a gazelle like fashion, assuredly but gracefully with only the occasional wobble on a loose stone.  They slid off to join the throng of canoes now gliding down the river, some even facing the right way!  The next couple were more representative of Bruce and I, a little wider than average with a few years on the clock.  Hesitatingly she slid down the slope and was nearly on level ground when hubby sent the canoe down, she avoided direct contact with the runaway canoe by jumping out the way and wobbled precariously before steadying herself.  I learned a few German swear words, thankfully not directed at me but at her husband now sliding down the slope presumably muttering apologies.  This was much more entertaining than the last family, I was thoroughly enjoying my new-found hobby.  Throughout the holiday I would return to my new hobby of watching people wobble, fall and retain their balance whilst trying to maintain dignity – even  I eventually developed a technique of boulder/wobbly stone hopping to my sunbathing spot with only a hint of ungainliness and far less falls than I thought; I even managed to enter the water on one occasion without stubbing my toe…..back to the canoes and the now angry wife and her remorseful husband.  I was relieved to find she did fit in the canoe, with plenty of space to be fair but her husband did have to draw on all his strength reserves to launch it.  Once floating the husband clambered into the boat with only a slight risk of sinking due to water that also entered the boat and they paddled off with the masses, surprisingly and expertly avoiding any major collision.  I determined that with several dummy runs it would be possible to launch the canoe without serious damage to myself or my ego and went back to the tent to relay the good news back to Bruce.  Of course I would need a day to psychologically prepare myself………………

To cut a long story short I made excuses everyday, for some reason I didn’t feel confident and felt my levels of fitness would see me boat trip and france etc 058being rescued and pulled to shore should I embark on such a venture.  This made me sad, I’d had a go at most water sports with various degrees of failure (a pulled muscle water-skiing, a shark encounter that was really dolphins on a jet ski in Florida, windsurfing which I managed for around 3 seconds after hours of practice) but canoeing I’d been relatively successful at in the past so why I would suddenly feel this fear and lack of confidence did get to me.  Bruce was indifferent about canoeing but I felt this indifference masked a similar lack of confidence as we’d had a fair few conversations on steering techniques whilst watching the Ardeche M1 for canoes from our perches on the rocks.  We therefore left for home regretting that we had not taken the plunge (quite literally in our case) and canoed the fantastic Ardeche river beneath the Pont d’Arc, a natural bridge carved from the ancient landscape.

The landscape is indeed ancient and in 1994 2 speleologists (which I presume is something to do with caves) discovered the Chauvet Cave with it’s remarkable 31,000 year old cave drawings.  Due to it’s rarity and importance it isn’t open to the public but we did find a cave that was.  On a hot day this was a cool retreat, in fact as we descended down the numerous steps I came to the conclusion that a vest top was totally inadequate and I shivered around the interior, listening to the French tour guide (my French is limited and I have very little knowledge of any cave related word).  Geographically the caves were spectacular with stalagmites and stalactites and pools and waterfalls and an almost cathedral-like impressiveness about them…natures sculpture park.  But no wall paintings and I guess as someone more interested in people (with a recent interest in all things archaeological) the geology was less exciting.  Bruce was a bit peeved he couldn’t just nip out for a fag after we’d seen the first chamber of the cave and even more peeved to learn we had a few more chambers to go.  But we were both glad we’d seen it and at least immersed ourselves in a bit of the landscapes history.

coco locoValon Pont d’Arc is a lovely old town with a thriving weekly day and evening market.  An added bonus is that whilst we sat in the square sipping coffee and eating a freshly baked croissant, the Merry Go Round played some excellent chilled music including a fair bit of reggae.  We had a meal one evening at a lovely restaurant Coco Loco in the town and spent another evening getting on down to the music at the campsite disco… is our tradition we managed to clear the dance floor with our moves and shakes.  Although the campsite was fairly big and organised there was a laid back feel and the owners were very proud of their site.  Another evening was spent drinking wine and watching the stars in our little rocky hideaway down by the river…….all very romantic and amorous until the river security guards spotted us, we managed to restore our modesty before they got to us and upon seeing us just wished us a good evening.  They were intent on intimidating the naughty teenagers and obviously realized that 2 middle-aged, respectable, polite English people would be doing nothing more than drinking wine and star gazing…….little did they know!

All too soon it was time to start the long journey home, we had left it as late as possible and decided to go from south to north in one go.  We left one of my now favourite regions of France, the Ardeche,  at around 10am and by midnight we were on the tunnel train thing heading for a real bed and a good night sleep……would have swapped the real bed for an airbed in the sun of southern France any day.


Wind Damage

Birth of a new tent:

The preparation for our French Adventure began way back in January when I decided a new tent was required.  To be honest our old Ebay special would have been fine but it was cold, January and I was in need of some retail therapy summer stylee.  Once the other half had been convinced of the need for a new tent by some very persuasive, if slightly exaggerated, arguments and once I had researched, discussed and compared the market, we set off for JR Leisure Camping Shop in Leicester.  I am a strange creature, having never quite escaped my childhood love of dens and tents, I become excited as soon as I enter a shop full of fully erected tents.  Other half does not in any way share this sense of excitement and even the kids soon tired of running in and out of canvas, polysomething and poles.  We looked, tested and discussed tents until the other half almost expired and was unable to contain his general disinterest any longer (but full marks for humouring me for a while) and just before the 4 kids did any lasting damage we made a decision – The Wynnester Marseille 9 with footprint and carpet it was to be.  Other half had reservations about bent ferrals and thin poles but I argued that these tents had been thoroughly tested.  We walked out with our new tent in hand and looking forward to warmer weather.


Wind (again):

Our first one night test pitch at a local site in March was a great success, we all loved the tent as we cosied up on our carpet around the electric heater.  We arranged to meet my brother and his family at the same site in June – how bad could the weather be for the Whitsun Bank Holiday?  Read on……

The weather was pretty gruesome – drizzle and strong winds – but we pressed ahead pitching the tent regardless.  The kids made parachutes from their emergency ponchos (I found these plastic wonders in the Co-Op, upon seeing the word “Emergency Poncho” I laughed out loud and continued giggling about what sort of emergencies could possibly require a poncho all the way to the check out!) and our sister-in-law provided coffee from her warm and weatherproof luxury caravan.  Eventually we finished pegging out the last guy and the oldest boy took charge of blowing up the air beds.  Then it happened…..a cracking sound, a loud rustle and half a collapsed tent.

A gust of wind had twisted the poles and bent the feral (the ones other half had pointed out as a weakness).  This twisting had a domino effect and caused other poles to bend and split.  The outcome was a collapsed sleeping pod whose poles were unrepairable.

We tried in vain to repair the damage but there was no way we could strengthen and repair the poles.  Luckily enough we were camped not far from the shop from where we bought it so with heavy hearts we dismantled the tent, bunged it in Fugly and zipped off to JR Leisure.  Initially there were some attempts to point the blame our way – storm damage was indicated.  We suggested he looked out of the window to see if he could see a storm – windy yes – storm force no!  Eventually the manager intervened and offered a replacement.  We went for a smaller 4 berth tent with living area and sewn in groundsheet – our reasoning being all 6 of us could sleep in it for a stopover – 2 in the living area – and when we pitched for longer periods our teens preferred there own smaller tents.  I had read about Outwell tents and their good reputation so we bit the bullet and went for an Outwell Nevada M.

New Tent:

We pitched the new tent in the wind using our new rock pegs (also purchased at JR Leisure).  We were pleased with how easy it was to pitch, other half was delighted that there were no bent feral (I hope I’ve spelled feral correctly, I have not a clue what he is talking about but I’m happy he’s happy).  The tent endured a very windy night with heavy rain far better than I did, sleep evaded me until the early hours of the morning.  This is one of the tents we shall be taking to France and I have confidence it will survive anything the Mistral has to throw at us – watch this space.