As soon as I disembark whatever means of transport I’ve chosen to traverse La Mer (Euro-tunnel in this case) I feel I’ve come home…….it’s never been my home, my French is tres crap and I have no French connections at all but it still feels so right. I will go to great lengths to get my French fix, lies, bribery, threats, self-denial, gross exaggeration - there is no level I won’t sink to in order to secure my crossing to France. This year had even involved various levels of threats to the passport office finally culminating in tears of despair after they’d made a monumental cock up; we finally received the new passport on the morning we travelled! Thanks to family, friends and the UKCS guys for seeing me through one of my darkest hours. Therefore on a sunny dawn late August we arrived with very little money (lie number one = “it’s fine hon, we can afford it”) and a whole lot of joy in my heart – Bruce was snoring loudly in the passenger seat so I’m not entirely sure he felt same elation. Perhaps I should explain that we were child, or rather teenager free and Bruce was asleep because he’d been doing a gig in London while I slept for a few hours at his sisters house in Rochester before we caught the 5am euro-tunnel-train type thing.
We had endured a wet, miserable summer so far but this weekend the temperature had started to soar and as Fugly chugged along the motorway, the heat increased. The air-con still didn’t work, Bruce woke up in a sweat and the benefits of my 1.5 hours sleep were wearing off at an alarming rate. As we pulled off at Troyes, in the now searing heat, the elation had turned into dehydration and our communication was reduced to a short, clipped bark, sometimes accompanied with a low growl and a cutting remark. We parked close to the center of Troyes and found a square with some cafes, nice but not remarkable. After we had sat and lapped up the atmosphere and the coffee we headed to another square with a market place where there was a stage and live music. I love live music and outdoor concerts but I think tiredness and heat were starting to win the day and my energy levels were such that I couldn’t even be bothered to snap at Bruce in the usual tired and grouchy manner, not even a little snarl. We started to walk back to the car when I spotted some medieval timber buildings around a corner………….and so began my love affair with Troyes and our holiday for real.
Troyes is the capital of the Aube department within the region of Champagne-Ardenne, south of Reims, on the road to Lyon. Troyes history dates back to Roman times and includes Joan of Arc, wrangles and treaties with the English throne, a revolution or two and of course the obligatory Great Fire. It’s location and annexing from Champagne caused uprisings as late as 1911 and resulted in the wine growers being granted permission to label sparkling wine from this region “Champagne”. The French and their wine eh? This historical melting pot has resulted in some fine architecture, Troyes cathedral being a fine example. Work started on the gothic cathedral in the 13th century and continued into the 16th century so it’s worth a look if only to honour the tenacity of the builders and craftsmen.
In medieval times the city was a bustling trade centre and gave its name to Troy Weight which is apparently a measurement for gold, as I have had no gold to weigh I am unfamiliar with this term. In 1524 the Great Fire destroyed the city bar one or two buildings. All this history and drama serves to make Troyes an interesting place but what really floats my boat is the half-timbered houses that survive from the 16th century in the old town. Their pretty pastel colours, crookedness and shabby chic authenticity is irresistible to me, I was drawn towards these buildings from a chance glimpse around a corner and soon a whole mini-town opened up before us. Bruce, who is unmoved by inanimate pastel coloured buildings and generally doesn’t give a flying fig about history began to to take the tiniest bit of interest as he caught a whiff of French cooking. The lunch time menu was being prepared in the numerous restaurants situated in rustic twisted buildings with their tables pouring out onto the narrow sunlit streets flowing effortlessly, like wine, from building to pavement.
We stopped for lunch, rude not to really. The restaurant was called Rouge et Noir (ranked 12 out of 111 on TripAdvisor) and we opted for a table in the sunshine against the church wall. I was so impressed to find a vegetarian option on the menu, in fact I had to look twice and then ask Bruce to confirm that we were in France, meat eater central, and that I had found a restaurant with a vegetarian option. Slightly taken aback I perused the menu while Bruce ordered drinks. I opted for the vegetarian platter and the drinks arrived – Orangina for me (driving and a total lightweight) and the most delicious red wine I have ever tasted for Bruce. As we sat in the sunshine supping our drinks I watched the stress lines visibly dissapear from Bruces face, his dimples began to reappear and the smiles became more regular. He was positively elated when he put the first mouthful of food into his mouth, the whole dining experience including the service couldn’t have been bettered. Viva la France! The food, the drink, the location, the weather and the ambience combined to provide that perfect holiday feeling expressed with a long, deep sigh of contentment.
Our intention was to motor as far south as possible and find a campsite by 5pm however, after a long, lazy lunch in the sunshine the thought of getting back into a hot car with no air con was about as appealing as eating live cockroaches. We checked our phones for the latest weather which basically said we were in for a couple of days of hot sunny weather then back to the miserableness that had been our summer in the UK, at which point I suggested we went to Lac D’Orient, a few miles east of Troyes. We sauntered back to the car hand in hand, the stress and worries of home finally banished and 1 weeks worth of time for each other to look forward to……………